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| Ello, I am Shiro Wojofeeme, and this is the IFQ 10:00 news at 11:54 A.M., golly it is early. In recent news, Online Harassment has taken a new turn, from being sex oreinted and stalkerish to being directed towards breaking up two individuals. Today many teens face harassment online from many places, yet very few resolve this incident peacefully. People that have growing problems in their lives often turn to passing on that abuse or problem onto another person, often projecting as it is called. This is a sign of mental issues, and those that have problems, and should be eradicated shortly, perhaps by those ever growing, friendly spiders. In related news, college students attending MTSU happen to be developing multiple personalities and have turned to talking to these alternate selves on their Xanas rather than in a solo conversation. This problem gets worse and worse as time wears on. That is all for the news. I am Shiro Wojofeeme and this was the 10:00 news, now closing at 12:14 P.M. Have a good day and may luck always find another person. | | |
| Hello, I am Shiro Wojofeeme, and this is the IFQ 6:00 News at 1:50. In a frantic act to revive our institution, I the sole pursuer of IFQ have managed to remember the password for our site. In recent events, students of a local high school have taken stands against their school. The school's band director is furious. In related conent, a bank was held up more recently than else, with the weapon of choice being a stick. The perpetrator commanded that it was in fact a stick up. For other news, yak cheese is being made available in salads thus helping the arguements of salads being bad for your health. That is all for the IFQ News at this time. Perhaps in the nearly distant future, another post will come. I am Shiro Wojofeeme and it has been. Good night. | | |
| Hello, to all of our adoring fans who believe us all to be dead.
Hello, I am Shiro Wojofeeme, and this is the very belated IFQ 6:00 news at 1:00 in the freaking morning.
We have run out of stupidly funny material, either
that or we have become too lazy to further update. We may try to update
if people from our viewers would leave comments allowing us to know
that they do in fact want more news to read.
That is all.
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| Hello, this is ex-marine General Admission. Welcome to IFQ News Channel 7.5 at 3:00. Shiro might be out of info, but I am not.
My colleage Sal T. Penutz has regretablly informed me that his father Wayne King(by marriage) has passed away from.....well you know. Anyway.....I have no idea where I was going with that.
A local man lost forty pounds today getting liposuction. When asked about his motive, he replied, "being heavy is no weigh to live."
Later, around the same time, an impound company was driven out of buisness after a policeman spotted their sign that stated, "We don't charge an arm and a leg, We want tows."
That's just about all the info I currently have at this moment momentarilly. At the fear of being redundant, I will cese this broadcast date. Till tomorrow, I will certainly see you later yesterday.
This broadcast was brought to you by.....
Charlie's Laundromat: "Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out."
Los Angeles clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."
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| hello...this is BiBbURS MCgeE.(I change the spelling of my name every time) in band news...actually....it is winter break...all that happened is that I HAVE GAS!!!!!that is all...and that is the way the fart squeaks | | |
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